Celebrities We’re Pretty Sure Are Racist
From time to time, we all have said something more or less politically incorrect. We also don’t have publicists making sure we don’t fuck up. The reason? Nobody gives a shit about you or me! It’s awesome! But when a celebrity says something racist or just kind of seems like a closet Klansman, it becomes hilarious and we like to point it out. Here are some celebrities who I’m pretty sure are racists.
This one is pretty much a no brainer, but what would a list of racist celebrities be without Melle Mel. Gibson can be heard on several different YouTube videos cursing and using racial epithets to his ex-girlfriend. In his defense, mo’ money mo’ problems, right? Well, things got pretty heated after he said “You’re an embarrassment to me, you look like a fucking pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n*ggers, it will be your fault.” Not cool bro. He also blames “the Jews” for all the wars in the world. Gibson may have been off the hook, initially, after apologizing, but then Bill O’Reilly defended him. What more proof do you need that Mel Gibson is a racist?
Kramer, oh Kramer… Why? Every standup comedian will tell you horror stories about being booed and heckled, and I can’t imagine how frustrating that must be, but like Mr. Gibson, you cannot let your anger get the best of you. To me, when somebody’s upset and they default right to racism, it demonstrates both a lack of creativity and, well, that they are probably racist. Kramer went nutsack on an audience one night at The Laugh Factory in West Hollywood, calling one man the N word over and over again for interrupting him.
This turns the audience against him and he doesn’t seem to give a shit. Admittedly it’s kind of funny to watch a comedian melt down like that, but the whole time you’re cringing at what he continues to spew out of his mouth. Some may feel a bit of sympathy for the poor guy, but it seems to me that he’s still probably a racist.
This one may not sit well with you Larry Legend fanboys, but I’m convinced that, at least during his NBA career, he was not fond of the brothers. He was an uptight honky who absolutely HATED the nicest most friendliest man in the league at that time, Magic Johnson. I can’t think of one other reason than that he was racist. It wasn’t so much about the things Bird said, because he really never said anything too awful, but he just seemed like his favorite movie was A Birth of a Nation. I’d be willing to bet that Bird loved Django for all the wrong reasons. I think it’s possible that he didn’t so much hate other races as much as he loved being white. When asked about white players in the NBA, Bird answered, “You know, when I played you had me and Kevin (McHale) and some others throughout the league. I think it’s good for a fan base because, as we all know, the majority of the fans are white America. And if you just had a couple of white guys in there, you might get them a little excited.” Kind of a weird off putting thing to say.
I know he and Magic seem like they get along now, but I’m not buying it. You can totally tell by his face he wants Magic to get the fuck off of him.
“We’ll put a boot in yer ass, it’s the ‘merican way!” No truer, more patriotic words have ever been spoken. Truly a Shakespearean illustration of what makes this here country great. Toby Keith just seems like one of those guys who misses the good ‘ol days, and by good ‘ol days I mean good ‘ol days for white male land owners. Keith has been spotted doing the whole “Chinese-pull-back-yer-eye-thing.” I find this confusing, and here’s why. At first glance you think this guy is totally in the KKK, but after a few listens I’m willing to bet he suffers major Islamaphobia. Then he goes and pulls a stunt that that!? God Bless ‘Merica!
This is another real obvious one. Mr. Wayne was an avid spokesman for white supremacy. Many people don’t know that, or if you’re like my super Republican uncles, you decide to “forget” that little part of John Wayne’s legacy when discussing the great action heroes while watching The O’Reilly Factor. I think Public Enemy said it better than I’m ever going to, so I’ll leave it at that. (Skip to 2:40 to hear Flavor Flav say arguably the smartest thing he’s ever said, which isn’t saying much).
Dog The Bounty Hunter
This may be the goofiest fucking guy on television right now. Him and the fat lady from Dance Moms. (Honest to goodness I would not care if she passed away). Dog, on the other hand would be truly missed by his fellow Polynesians he’s constantly arresting and later counseling and patronizing by calling them “bruddha” in an awful attempt to create a common ground. Oh yeah, did I mention he doesn’t want his daughter dating a black guy? But noooo, this isn’t because he’s racist, but because he and his family are always saying the word “n*gger” and the last thing he needs is “some n*gger” ruining everything they’ve worked for. Just have a listen. Fuck this guy.
If there is a Hell, Ann Coulter has a special place, no, a THRONE reserved for her. She is constantly saying stupid shit, in my opinion, simply to shock people. She’s the Anthony Jeselnik of Fox News. Personally, I would love to get her pregnant, but that’s neither here nor there. Perhaps the weirdest fucking thing she said was about people of the Jewish faith. She said, “Jews need to be perfected by becoming Christians.”
What a goofy cunt. I think she has plenty of perfecting she can work on to keep her busy rather than worrying about the Jews. Don’t you have a Mein Kampf book club reading to keep you busy instead of going on your own self-satisfying crusades? Sorry, this bitch just really drives me nuts. She’d be happy if every Jew converted to Christianity. I feel like somebody else tried something like that before, didn’t seem to work…
There you have it. After extensive research and countless interviews, (They are literally countless, because I didn’t do any) I have given you the list of possible racists in Hollywood. The moral of the story is treat others how you want to be treated, or hire a good publicist.
by Uncle Mike